The Bad Boys of Cookery

Okay, so recently a coworker gave me a giant pear , around which was wrapped this ad for aprons:


This particular apron caught my eye:



Okay, so I understand "Bad Boy" is a popular clothing line or whatever, but seriously? A Bad Boy apron? Maybe it's for cooking up a big ol' batch of crack rock or meth or whatever. But this is the best part:


Just...no. No, Japan, no. We do not put dog tags on aprons, even if these aprons are designed with the bad boy market specifically in mind.