Not all anime fans are creepy, but there are always creepy anime fans.

This comic is not entirely accurate as in Creepy Anime Guy is actually talking to a girl.

This is only funny if you are familiar with Shinto, the clapper, and are heavily medicated.

In Soviet Japan, porn censors you!

But seriously folks, I misspelled "cencorship."

Maybe the playing with guns would be fun...

Six months of study abroad in in the Osaka area convinced me that I couldn't speak a dang word of Japanese. If I hadn't gone to Tokyo and heard people using standard Japanese during Golden Week, I probably would've given up on the language.

You would think I would be bitter about this, but I'm really just amused.

Salaryman: "Mada aka!" = "It's still red!"

Based on a true story, only the person who yelled that at me was an old woman in a wheelchair.

Based on a true story. Also, it turns out that you're supposed to squat TOWARDS the hump, not away from it. The more you know...

There was a point where Japanese males refused to talk to me unless they were completely drunk. Don't get me wrong, I like talking to the ladies, but the thing about learning another language from the ladies is that you end up sounding like a lady.