Sadaam It All To Hell

The black text for him/red text for her was the best workaround I could think of for a really lazy layout. Oh well.

And I guess they are supposed to be coworkers, which is why they are both wearing suits?

I Like It Hot Hot Hot

Back when I worked at Subway, we would write "Japs" on the drive-thru slips for "Jalapeños." We put the slips in the bags to tell the sandwiches apart, and I always worried that one day a Japanese person would order Jalapeños, see the slip, and sue us.

Not that there are many Japanese people eating in West Virginia Subways, but still...