Oh God I drank too much coffee last night and now I still cannot fall asleep even though it is almost 9 o'clock in the goddamn morning.

Comic based on a close encounter of the actually somewhat creepy kind.

No explanation needed.


The first new comic on the new site. Horray.

This is it! The last of the Facebook comics! Tomorrow starts the new material, the big, beautiful, shiny, new material. Hopefully, it is enjoyable.

All hail Azrael, inventor (perfector?) of the Gaijin Smash.

My friend Rich actually used the term "Smashter Card," and it was AWSOME.

Bleach/Naruto would also work.

If you do study abroad, please do not be the guy (or gal) who sits in the dorm watching shit he downloaded from the internet all the time.

Another ripped-directly-from-life comic.

Dude flying in background: "Kusooooo!" ("Shiiiiiiit!")

Yeah, that didn't work out so well last time.

Only four more old comics! Are you excited? I am excited! Also: JET interviews this weekend! Are you excited? I am excited!

It's almost impossible for a non-Japanese person to become a citizen of Japan, even if your family has been living there for three generations. Essentially, the only way to become a legal citizen is to marry a native, and even then, it's not a sure thing.

Then again, this is coming from the society that discriminates against ethnic Japanese whose ancestors worked "unclean" jobs. Even though those jobs aren't considered "unclean" anymore. So really, the Koreans are kind of screwed.

Apologies to Red Robot World Domination for using Red Robot...but not being red...or really looking all that much like Red Robot. Yeah.

I seriously want this to happen, at least once.

Come to think of it, I don't even know if I've ever met a Jewtalian honey.

Link.

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"The Ex-Exchange Student's Dilema"

Dedicated to Rich.

This is the worst comic I have ever made.

No commentary necessary.

Drinking while smoking reduces the risk of lung cancer. It's an actual fact for real.

Lucky Strikes are actually pretty good. But part of me wonders if people like them for the novelty value. And another part of me thinks that the novelty value kicks ass.

Contrary to popular belief, re-posting all of these old comics is extremely boring.

LOL substance abuse.

Or maybe they just don't want to go drinking with me. *single teardrop*