All Americans Always Wear American Flags. Always.

So after drawing this comic, I realized it was this comic, in reverse. Oh well.

Newsflash: not everyone speaks English.

Newerflash: not everyone who speaks English speaks your particular brand of colloquial English.

Newestflash: you probably were already aware of this, but oh well.

Resumé Stain

This is one of those few solutions that might actually work...if you consider what Japanese students go through to get into an elite universities, I'm sure they'd be more than willing to pop out a few kids. The only question is if the Ministry of Education could manage to make sex as joyless and soul-crushing as the rest of the curriculum. And you know the kids would have to go to after-school classes too...which would bring a whole new level of weirdness to the term "cram school."

Oh, and I forget to mention this last time: this comic ran in the November issue of the Hyogo Times, a monthly newsletter for the local JETs. Which was pretty exciting :)

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"The Ex-Exchange Student's Dilema"

Dedicated to Rich.