Showing posts with label gaijin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gaijin. Show all posts

Friday, July 3, 2009

The Circle of Dumb



So there's a certain point in speaking Japanese (and probably any language), where you can communicate just enough to sound truly retarded. I am at this point. Because, you see, most people are mentally prepared for the basic mistakes. But it takes a true mastery of a language, a finesse if you will, to lure people into just enough of a false sense of security that you can drop a the reverse-Engrish bomb of epic proportions.

Anyway, I say stupid things in Japanese almost daily.

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Unfunny Explination For An Unfunny Comic

A note about the last comic. I know it was heavy-handed and unfunny and all. And I understand if the topic seems unimportant to the folks back home. But the article that inspired the comic was about Hamamatsu, and for me, that makes the whole situation horrendously unfunny.

Back when I did study abroad, me and a friend went on a trip to Tokyo and stopped off at Hamamatsu just to stretch our legs. As soon as we stepped off the train, we could tell there was something different about that town, and we fell in love with it. We ended up spending a few hours there, just wandering around, talking to people, and soaking up that amazing atmosphere. Maybe it was because we had been in Japan so long at that point, but it took a while to realize what it was.

Simply put, Hamamatsu was the only place in Japan I have been where people could not have given less of a shit that I am not Japanese. People didn't stare at us for being foreigners, they didn't do double-takes and avoid eye contact, they didn't go out of their way to avoid us. To be treated like a human being again, not a "non-Japanese," was frankly something I had forgotten was possible.

And to hear the leading lawmaker of Japan's fucking one-party system talk about that type of integration like it's a bad thing...it makes me so angry and depressed, I feel like I'm coughing up blood. It's things like this that make you wonder if Japan really has a future on the international stage. I mean, America has it's own assholes talking about putting up a fence to keep out illegal immagrants, but for fuck's sake, it's not like Nancy Pelosi is talking about paying the descendants of Americans to fucking leave the country and never fucking come back because we don't want their dirty fucking mixed blood. Fuck.

So yeah, anyway, I'll put up some more crudely drawn comics later, but this is not something I could let pass without comment.

Saturday, May 9, 2009

On The Shooting Of One's Own Foot


For real. This may be the stupidest shit ever.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Nap Meeting



I don't know if this counts as a proper comic. It's more of a neologism - hirune-kai, the nap-meeting. A foreigner working in Japan will have any number of hirune-kai in a week; long, boring meetings conducted in lightning fast Japanese that you can't understand, on topics that aren't relevant to you, about decisions you have no say in. So, I generally use this time to take naps. Thus, the hirune-kai.

Monday, October 13, 2008

Temptation, Unresisted


"I'm not a gaijin! I'm an English-teaching alien!"

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

When You See It, It's Hilarious



Dedicated to all my fellow freshmen and freshladies in the JET Program.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

The Man is Quite Nice Once You Get To Know Him



All the fun of self-righteousness, none of the mess of real oppression.