Sunday, August 7, 2011
An Upsetting Number of Games: Karuta
Sunday, July 31, 2011
An Upsetting Number of Games: The Line Game
Enjoy!
Thursday, July 21, 2011
An Upsetting Number of Games: Tutorial
With these two things in mind, I've decided to fritter away my time by working on some game tutorials for new ALTs teaching at elementary schools. Most of this information will be old news to ALTs with a year under their belt, but you might find a few variants you haven't seen yet.
Feel free to use, modify, and share. If there's anything that's unclear or a variant you've been using, let me know about it.
First, the tutorial. Here's a link for a zipped version on Google docs.
Blogger's not letting me upload all of the images here, so I'll just put up my favorite image:
Sunday, March 6, 2011
Japanglish Fantasy League Vocabulary #6
"Let my people Goku!"
It is true that your average Japanese person is more likely than your average American (or what-have-you) to read the occasional manga or buy a Tony Chopper cellphone strap. They also have about as much respect for rabid anime fans as they would for, say, animal tortue enthusiasts or flesh eating bacteria with poor table manners.
Upon arriving in Japan, foreign Otaku often find it easier to deny their nerdish interests, despite that being the reason they came to the country in the first place. Which brings us to today's vocabulary:
Notaku - n. 1). An anime enthusiast in denial.
2). "I'm not an anime fan, I just like Miyazaki films. Well, and Cowboy Bebop. And One Piece. And Berserk. And Hanaukyo Maid Team La Verite. And..."
3). 90% of English-speaking foreigners in Japan.
Usage: "Brad? That f***ing Notaku's wall of shame is twice as big as mine."
"Notaku? I'm not a Notaku. I just like Miyazaki films. Well, and Cowboy Bebop. And..."
Sunday, April 18, 2010
Japanglish Fantasy League Vocabulary #5
2). The 45-year-old woman you picked up at Pure1 last night.
See Also: Velociraptor, Louis Vuitton
1Pure - n. 1). An infamous foreigner pick-up nightclub.
2). A wretched hive of villany and English teachers.
Sunday, April 4, 2010
The Most Important Meal of the Day
I love me some Japanese food something fierce. It's one of the main reasons I came back (which seems like a really horrible reason, until you imagine having a craving for a tuna onigiri for two damn years). Sure, there are a few inedible things like umeboshi or natto, but in general, shit be delicious. The main exception to this rule of deliciousness is breakfast. The traditional Japanese breakfast is essentially the worst parts of lunch and dinner, with miso and rice.
Meanwhile in America Damn It, we got waffles, pancakes, sausages, bacon, omelets, biscuits, cereal, and occasionally, fresh fruit. And that's just a SINGLE DISH at Denny's. We haven't even gotten into such variations as the chocolate chip pancake or the biscuit sandwich. American breakfast is so freaking sweet, I will sometimes eat it three times a day. It is not a meal. It is an institution.
Monday, March 22, 2010
All Americans Always Wear American Flags. Always.
So after drawing this comic, I realized it was this comic, in reverse. Oh well.
Newsflash: not everyone speaks English.
Newerflash: not everyone who speaks English speaks your particular brand of colloquial English.
Newestflash: you probably were already aware of this, but oh well.