Hibachuu

Yes, I know how to use chopsticks. GET OVER IT.

Da Ba Dee Da Ba Die

And it WOULD be fun. For me. But what's not so much fun is losing your job for saying "mother effer" in front of a bunch of elementary school kids.

I can actually be quite professional when I'm not on the IIIIINEEEERRRNEEEETTT.

Domo (Domo) Domo (Domo)

I have the vague feeling that I've seen this joke somewhere before, but seriously, whatever.

Yeah, yeah, it's been a lot of yellow fever jokes lately. They can't all be penetrating commentaries on vital Japanese social issues. And this one was just so tasteless, I couldn't resist.

I'm going back to Japan as a JET this year, so maybe that will generate some fresh material.

Duck, Duck, Duck, Goose!

I hope this is self-explanatory.