More Cutlery Humor

A link for those familiar with Setsubun, the Festival of Beans

Yeah, I know Setsubun was yesterday, but it's still Febuary third in America...even though, you know, it isn't celebrated there.

Thought about including short descriptive phrases like "Western devils are evil tormentors blah blah blah" and "Japanese devils are the same, with chopsticks," but decided that was redundant. But this version seems to be lacking something. Dunno...this might have worked better as a four-panel.

Anywho, I have pneumonia in both lungs. Horray?

Archnemesis: The Sporkinaut

Before leaving for Japan, I took pictures of Jon and Justin eating with chopsticks, just to have proof that yes, some foreigners are indeed capable of performing this task. In terms of student interest, these pictures ranked much higher than, say, the state capital. Then I showed them these:

And told them that they were American chopsticks. Which they believed. One day, when they visit America and can't understand why the restaurants don't have giant novelty chopsticks, they will realize that they have just been hit with the punchline of a ten, twenty year joke.

Hibachuu

Yes, I know how to use chopsticks. GET OVER IT.